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Daffynitions: The People’s Definitions

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Here are nine funny definitions of words. These are the people’s definitions. Enjoy!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many people is research.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

A bus station is where the bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.


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