He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to bear.
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Curator: John Kremer