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Political and Social One-Liners

Social One-Liners

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly — and for the same reason.

Fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

War does not determine who is right. It only determines who is left.


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