Political and Social One-Liners
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly — and for the same reason.
Fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
War does not determine who is right. It only determines who is left.
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Curator: John Kremer