Is This the Perfect Woman?

Here is one man’s idea of the perfect woman (as outlined in a letter to Elle Magazine‘s E. Jean).

Does this ideal woman exist, or is she just a myth?

She must be . . .

Out-of-this-world intelligent and passionate

Extremely independent with eclectic and diverse interests

Not needy, high-maintenance, jealous, or requiring constant attention

Very adventurous — E.g., loves to backpack around China

Supersexual and sexually adventurous

Multiorgasmic via vaginal sex

On the Pill

5’7″ to 6’1″

Small breasts

Gorgeous

Ambitious

Loves big dogs

Happy!

Healthy!

Nice!

In her 20s

Very thin (but not because she’s starving herself or has food issues — I want someone who will be thin her entire life)

Atheist, agnostic, or not religious

Does not want kids in the next five years

Plays tennis very well

Helicopter skis

Is dying to learn how to kiteboard

Speaks French perfectly

Plays video games (maybe I am asking for a bit much here :))

Anyone who aspires to be a housewife is automatically eliminated

Is this the perfect woman for you? Does a perfect woman even exist? Please share your thoughts in the comments below. Thanks!

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