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You Might Be From Minnesota If …

Minnesota Jokes

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might be from Minnesota.

If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you might be from Minnesota.

If you measure distance in hours, you might be from Minnesota.

If you’ve had a lengthy conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might be from Minnesota.

If vacation to you means going to Sioux Falls, South Dakota for the weekend, you might be from Minnesota.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance – and they don’t even work there – you might be from Minnesota.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be from Minnesota.

If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might be from Minnesota.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might be from Minnesota.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be from Minnesota.

If you have switched from heat to A/C and back again in the same day, you might be from Minnesota.

If you find 10 degrees a little chilly, you might be from Minnesota.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you might be from Minnesota.

If driving is easier in winter because the potholes are packed with snow, you might be from Minnesota.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you might be from Minnesota.

If you know how to pronounce Shakopee, Waseca, Perham, and Lake Winnibigoshish, you might be from Minnesota.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might be from Minnesota.

If you actually understand all these jokes, please re-post and share this post so all your Minnesota friends and family can laugh at themselves as well.

Courtesty of http://www.HotTimesCoolPlaces.com.

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