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  • The Grammar Nazi and Other Grammar Jokes

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    Grammar Jokes

    Here are some jokes and wordplay that will tickle the funny bones of people who love grammar and punctuation.

    Source: Jokes for Those Who Love Grammar and Punctuation – http://bookmarketingbestsellers.com/jokes-for-those-who-love-grammar-and-punctuation


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    The American Indian Relief Council helps Native American people of the northern Great Plains to improve the quality of their lives by providing opportunities for them to bring about positive changes in their communities. Donate online via http://www.aircdonation.org.

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  • Elmore Leonard: 17 Rules for Writers Infographic

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    Elmore Leonard: 17 Rules for Writers

    In honor of a great writer who recently passed away, here are 17 of his rules for writers.

    1. Begin writing before you put the coffee on.

    2. Never open a book with weather.

    3. Avoid prologues.

    4. Never use a verb other than “said” to carry dialogue.

    5. Don’t use an adverb to modify the verb “said.”

    6. Keep your exclamation points under control.

    7. Never use the words “suddenly” or “all hell broke loose.”

    8. Use regional dialect, patois, sparingly.

    9. Avoid detailed descriptions of characters.

    10. Don’t go into great detail describing places and things.

    11. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip. Readers won’t skip dialogue.

    12. Keep it simple.

    13. You got to have fun at this, or it’ll drive you nuts.

    14. Don’t worry about what your mother thinks about it.

    15. It’s very, very important to have a style or sound to your writing.

    16. Writing is rewriting, constantly rewriting.

    17. If it sounds like writing, rewrite it.

    If you want to be a writer, all I can do is wish you luck. – Elmore Leonard


    Charity Showcase

    St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital helps children with serious medical problems. No family ever pays St. Jude for anything. Plus their research discoveries are shared freely with other medical groups and doctors. Donate by calling 800-4ST-JUDE or via http://www.stjude.org.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Noah St. John: How to Use Afformations

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    The Book of Afformations by Noah St. John

    Triple Your Income — Starting a new radio show, Cari Murphy invited Noah St. John to be her first guest. During the interview Noah introduced her to his discovery of Afformations. Over the next 12 months, Cari tripled her income from the previous year.

    Close a Million-Dollar Client — Chris, a finance expert, had never been able to raise large amounts of money. After using Afformations and listening to Noah St. John’s iAfform Audios for less than 3 weeks, Chris closed his first million dollar client.

    Get a New Job — Kaisha, a sales professional from London, was worried she might lose her home if she didn’t start making more money. She read about Afformations, started using them, and tripled her sales in less than a month. Two months later, she was offered a new job at twice her old salary!

    Eliminate Anxiety — Amy was having constant panic attacks due to crushing debt and mounting financial pressure. A friend told her about Noah’s Afformations System, and Amy read it. That very night, she slept well for the first time in nearly a year. The feelings of panic, anxiety, and overwhelm left her, and she never considered suicide again.

    Triple Sales — Brandon was a struggling insurance salesman who’d spent more than $40,000 on self-help programs without seeing results. Using Afformations, he tripled his sales in 30 days. By the end of the year, he increased his income by 560% and was named Agent of the Year.

    Double Your Salary — Michael was very dissatisfied with his job. He wondered why he bothered to come into work at all. Then he started using Afformations. A few weeks later, Michael approached his company’s CEO with a proposal for a new position. His proposal was accepted and Michael created his dream job at twice his original salary.

    Excerpted from The Book of Afformations by Noah St. John


    Charity Showcase

    DoSomething.org encourages young people to apply for a $500 grant to get a do-good dream off the ground. It also allows teens to search for existing causes that need more volunteers. Check out the website here: http://www.dosomething.org.

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  • Book Marketing: How to Sell Multiple Copies of a Book

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    Jab Jab Jab Right Hook by Gary Vaynerchuk

    To promote his new book, Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook: How to Tell Your Story in a Noisy, Social World (coming out in November 2013), Gary Vaynerchuk has set up a sales page where he promotes the idea of buying multiple copies of his book and getting valuable bonuses as a result.

    This infographic showcases his offers (drawn from his website at http://garyvaynerchuk.com/jjjrh). What he is doing on his website is a great way to sell multiple copies of your book.

    For more details on how you can do the same, see: http://bookmarketingbestsellers.com/gary-vaynerchuk-on-selling-multiple-copies-of-your-book.


    Charity Showcase

    St. Labre Indian School supports the needy Native American children (Crow and Northern Cheyenne) who live and attend school at St. Labre. This is one of my favorite charities. I love the spirit of these kids. Donate via http://www.stlabre.org or by calling 866-753-5496.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Twitter Infographic: Twitter for Small Businesses

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    Twitter for Small Business

    Twitter recently made this infographic to showcase how small and medium-sized businesses can promote themselves via Twitter.

    72% of followers say they are more likely to buy from a small or medium-sized business (SMB) they follow.

    86% of followers are more likely to visit an SMB a friend recommends.

    85% of followers feel more connected to an SMB after following them.

    73% follow SMBs to get updates on future products.

    61% follow SMBs to share ideas and provide feedback.

    34% interacted with an SMB after seeing an ad featuring their Twitter profile.

    32% are more likely to visit an SMB after seeing a Promoted Tweet related to their interests or needs.

    Get $50 in free Twitter advertising for your small business. Use Promoted Accounts to gain more followers for your Twitter account and use Promoted Tweets to find and engage with new customers by extending the reach of your Tweets. Click here for $50 credit: https://twitter.twimg.com/AdvertisingCredit?ref=johnkremer


    Charity Showcase

    Founded by actor Ian Somerhalder, the Ian Somerhalder Foundation champions animal rights and environmental conservation. Advocates on issues like shark finning, Canadian seal hunting, and cruelty to sled dogs. Web: http://www.isfoundation.com.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Motivational Bookmark: You Will Find a Way

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    motivational bookmark: you will find a way

    If it’s important to you, you will find a way. If not, you’ll find an excuse.

    When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

    When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.

    Recommendation: The Magic of Lifehttp://www.quotablebooks.com/magic.htm


    Charity Showcase

    Sunshine Foundation is the original wish-granting organization. They answer dreams for seriously ill, chronically ill, physically challenged, and abused children. Over 36,000 dreams and counting. You can donate your money or time to grant a wish here: http://www.sunshinefoundation.org.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Motivational Bookmark: Make the Right Choices

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    Motivational Bookmark: Make the Right Choices

    This month’s choices are next month’s body.

    Your “I can” is more important than your IQ. – Robin Sharma

    Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.

    Recommendation: The Magic of Lifehttp://www.quotablebooks.com/magic.htm


    Charity Showcase

    Be an Organ Donor – More than 100 million people in the U.S. have registered as organ, eye, and tissue donors. You, too, can register by going to http://www.organdonor.gov via the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Joseph Goldstein: Make Peace

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    Joseph Goldstein - A Heart Full of Peace

    The commitment to morality, or non-harming, is a source of tremendous strength, because it helps free the mind from the remorse of having done unwholesome actions.

    Freedom from remorse leads to happiness.

    Happiness leads to concentration.

    Concentration brings wisdom.

    And wisdom is the source of peace and freedom in our lives.

    A Heart Full of Peace by Joseph Goldstein


    Charity Showcase

    The International Rescue Committee responds within 72 hours to the world’s worst conflicts and disasters, provides emergency care and referrals for victims of sexual violence, helps refugees safely rebuild their lives via health care, education, sanitation, clean water, and more. Their New Roots nutrition program provides refugees with fresh, nutritious produce. For more information, check out http://www.rescue.org.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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