Tag: Funny Infographic

  • T-Shirt Infographic: Rules for Dating My Daughter

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    Rules for Dating My Daughter

    Rules for Dating My Daughter – Funny T-Shirt

    1. Get a job.

    2. Understand I don’t like you.

    3. I’m everywhere.

    4. You hurt her. I hurt you.

    5. Be home 30 minutes early.

    6. Get a lawyer.

    7. If you lie to me, I will find out.

    8. She’s my princess, not your conquest.

    9. I don’t mind going back to jail.

    10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.


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    The National Domestic Violence Hotline provides abused victims a number to call any time during the day or night. To volunteer or donate, contact http://www.thehotline.org or call 800-799-SAFE.

    Curator: John Kremer

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  • Funny Dog Infographic: Binge on Vegetables

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    Binge on Vegetables

    What you eat in private, you will wear in public.

    If you must binge, binge on vegetables.


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    Spoons Across America, the source for children’s culinary education, is dedicated to educating children, teachers, and families about the benefits of healthy eating. They work to influence the eating habits of children through hands-on education that celebrates the connection to local farmers and the important tradition of sharing meals around the family table. For more information, go to http://www.spoonsacrossamerica.org.

    Curator: John Kremer

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  • Health Warning: Do Not Shampoo in the Shower #funny

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    shampoo warning

    This infographic is based on a funny email I received. Enjoy!

    Health Warning!!! Do not shampoo in the shower!!

    Shampoo Warning! I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower.

    When I wash my hare, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

    Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: For extra body and volume.

    No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

    Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap. It’s label reads: Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.

    If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!


    Charity Showcase

    Shriners Hospitals for Children offers medical care for children (and their families) after other hospitals have said that there’s nothing they can do. Motto: Love to the rescue. Web: http://www.shirnershospitals.com or call 800-241-4438.

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    John Kremer on Google+


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  • Infographic: Funny eCards to Brighten Your Day

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    Funny Ecards Infographic

    Here is an infographic of a Slideshare presentation (http://infographicaday.com/slideshare-funny-ecards-to-brighten-your-day) I created to share some funny ecards to brighten your day.

    Which do you prefer? The Slideshare or the Infographic? Leave a comment below.

    I hate when I have to drive someone around. They always steal my purse’s seat.

    Men: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All. The. Time.

    I’m not avoiding housework. In fact, I run into it all the time. We’re just not speaking to each other right now.

    Children who can read are 97.8% more likely to have correctly spelled tattoos when they grow up.

    Adding “and shit” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and shit.”

    I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool. And a spa.

    Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives. Let’s eat grandpa. Let’s eat, grandpa.

    I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.

    Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a bear.

    If I ever go missing, I want my picture on beer cans rather than milk cartons. That way, at least my friends will know I’m missing.

    I hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you’re looking for. Like happiness. And perfect abs.

    Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.


    Charity Showcase

    Grand Canyon Trust needs your time, not your money. Volunteers spend their days on the Colorado Plateau documenting beaver and other animal activity, reseeding native grasses, and restoring deer habitat. Find out how you can volunteer at http://www.gcvolunteers.org.

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  • Funny Infographic: Two Cows and Economic Hilarity

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    Economic Systems compared in a funny infographic

    This infographic uses two cows as a medium for explaining the various types of socio-economic systems. It’s rather exaggerated, but that’s what makes it funny.

    This funny infographic covers socialism, communism, capitalism, fascism, bureaucratism, venture capitalism, corporatism, French corporations, Italian corporations, Swiss corporations, Chinese corporations, Indian corporations, British corporations, Iraqi corporations, Australian corporations, New Zealand corporations, and Greek corporations.


    Charity Showcase

    In celebration of American Heart Month (February) . . . The American Heart Association works to teach people how to identify heart attacks and strokes as well as funds research and treatment for heart disease. Donate via http://www.americanheart.org, or by calling 800-242-8721.

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  • Funny Infographic: Meeting Customer Expectations

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    Meeting Customer Expectations

    What the customer described > What got budgeted > What the engineer designed > How manufacturing installed it > What marketing advertised > What got documented > What the customer finally received > What the customer was billed for > What the customer actually wanted. Alas.


    Charity Showcase

    In celebration of American Heart Month (February) . . . The American Heart Association works to teach people how to identify heart attacks and strokes as well as funds research and treatment for heart disease. Donate via http://www.americanheart.org, or by calling 800-242-8721.

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