Tag: Malaria No More

  • Marriage Tips from Dating Divas

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    Marriage Tips from The Dating Divas

    Marriage Tip #9: Ice cream is an excellent beginning to any apology.

    Marriage Tip #17: Women are less dangerous when they have chocolate in their mouth.

    Marriage Tip #23: Say what you mean, but don’t say it mean.

    Marriage Tip #32: It does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.

    Marriage Tip #48: Women won’t start an argument with a man if he’s cleaning.

    Marriage Tip #87: If duct tape won’t fix it, then chocolate probably will.


    Charity Showcase

    Malaria No More works to rid the world (and especially Africa) of the scourge of malaria. We’re helping the world get it done by engaging leaders, rallying the public, and delivering life-saving tools and education to families across Africa. Donate via http://www.malarianomore.org.

    Curator: John Kremer

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  • Jacob Tomsky: 10 Hotel Desk Lies

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    10 Hotel Desk Lies

    10 Hotel Desk Lies . . .

    All the rooms are basically the same size.

    I will mail this immediately.

    I would like to offer you my deepest apologies.

    My pleasure.

    Of course, I remember you! Welcome back!

    I appreciate your feedback.

    I’m sorry the bellman made you uncomfortable. I will certainly alert management.

    There is nothing I can do.

    I didn’t mean to sound so insulting.

    We hope to see you again!

    Excerpted from Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality by Jacob Tomsky


    Charity Showcase

    Malaria No More works to rid the world (and especially Africa) of the scourge of malaria. We’re helping the world get it done by engaging leaders, rallying the public, and delivering life-saving tools and education to families across Africa. Donate via http://www.malarianomore.org.

    Curator:


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